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Worst President Ever

Hey yo, is this a free speech zone?

Well let me tell you a little story
about a boy named George
White male, Christian,
American born
And raised in Texas
Blessed with a wealthy home
And he was in this secret club called skull and bones

Now maybe his grades weren't the greatest
and he ruined every business he operated
Cocaine got him in trouble with the law
but that's okay,
his daddy helped get him a job

Diebold riggin the polls and bringin the worst
and don't forget you heard on Fox news first
But what did you expect?
It's an election
It's not some kind of popularity contest

So in come the neo-con administration
With the President hell bent on destroying the nation
and taking the rest of the world down with'em
See, now your going down in history as the

Worst President Ever

I swear to god he's retarded
He can barely speak english
How did this dick ever get to be President to begin with?
Idiot in chief thinkin he's above the law
Did everything short of killing a baby on the White House lawn

And got off scot free
Never faced prosecution
Wiping his ass with the constitution
Replacing propaganda in the place of fact
and who would of thought he'd be a homicidal maniac?

He killed hundreds and thousands
Maybe a million
Innocent civilians
Women and children
Ran up trillions in debt
and let's forget
the WMD's
Did they find them yet?

Or was that just one of dubya's conspiracy theories?
Now Iran has a nuclear program (Oh, really?)
You'll forgive me if I don't believe a word you say
like any detainee from Guantanamo Bay

Dick mixing politics with religion
the Patriot act is an attack on patriotism
You got FEMA, katrina, and I could go on
But dudes done more shit than I can fit in one song

So if you set out to be a traitor and a jerk
and the most miserable failure on the face the earth
and make the place worse the whole time you're in office
then I'm thinking it's safe to say
Mission accomplished

Worst President Ever. Yes he was.
Worst President Ever. Dude you suck.

Let it be said
Let it be known
Let history state and let the record show
he was the Worst President Ever

"Hey Ghosty"
"Yeah"
"Who are you to judge?"

Well thanks for asking
I'm just a good old-fashioned
badass Bush bashing
Red-blooded
Freedom loving
Funk Vigilante
Working hard to put food on my family

Patriotic dissent representing the truth
We gotta know: Is our children learning yet?
They say: Fool me once, shame on...shame on you
You fool me you can't get fooled again

So Obama I'm talking directly to you
Now we can tell when a neocon's dressed in blue
So what are you going to do?
The whole world is watching
Are you gonna step up and just stop this nonsense?

Come on, let's move on and look forward
to the future, a new tommorow
Cause the free people will never ever be defeated
and this may be self-evident but it should be repeated:

I propose a toast to the party
Come on raise those glasses up everybody
and let's drink
Let's drink to a new millineum
The first 9 years?
Nah, I Never heard of 'em

So here's to the end of oil and drug wars
Here's to robbing the rich and giving back to the poor
Here's to an informed public and a responsible press
and here's to thinking a little bit more about who we elect

Here's to anyone who stood up on the front line
Here's to everyone who ever held a protest sign
Here's to all of these heroes
All throughout history
Who fought for what's right in the face of stupidity

Here's to taking the power back from these dicks
Like they did in 1776
Here's to leaving these middle eastern people be
and last but not least

Here's to being free

Everybody in the world get ready to celebrate
Cause we be looking forward to better days
Hey Bush! Guess what?
Time's up, Your term is over
There's never gonna be a fucking new world order

So Dubya give it up
You're passed and played out
Don't let the White House door hit your dumb-ass on the way out

Good riddance
Goodbye
It's 2009
It's your farewell party
But your not invited

Worst President Ever

Let it be said let it be known
Let history state and let the record show
Worst President Ever, so here's your song
and everybody in the entire world can sing along

Fuck you Mr.President

In the court of public opinion the defendant
George W. Bush
has been convicted guilty
of being the worst president in all of recorded history
Consider yourself retro-actively impeached you piece of shit
Traitor

Fuck you

Worst President Ever

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from Civil Disobedience - Funk Vigilante, released September 27, 2009
Music by Funk Vigilante
Lyrics by Ghosty

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